<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:55:31.651-08:00</updated><category term='Que'/><category term='Sugar Stan'/><category term='giggles anderson'/><category term='ackeesoup'/><category term='event dates'/><category term='Deffy'/><category term='gigglesanderson'/><category term='mother wisdom'/><title type='text'>Maybe Always</title><subtitle type='html'>No, maybe not so much.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='text'>Scripted</title><content type='html'>By Giggles Anderson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing shows the love &lt;br /&gt;for ones computer &lt;br /&gt;like the creation &lt;br /&gt;of a bot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-9185756050664005566?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/9185756050664005566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/06/scripted.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/9185756050664005566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/9185756050664005566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/06/scripted.html' title='Scripted'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-3301492459410504747</id><published>2011-06-03T02:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-03T02:51:19.918-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Having and Holding</title><content type='html'>By Giggles Anderson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marriage is difficult.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The current sociopolitical &lt;br /&gt;and economic situation &lt;br /&gt;makes it almost &lt;br /&gt;impossible.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-1510453016260166503</id><published>2011-05-21T06:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T12:31:40.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cane and Gables</title><content type='html'>Reach into the bucket&lt;br /&gt;pull out a sock and &lt;br /&gt;finally accept its meaning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is time to train &lt;br /&gt;for a marathon &lt;br /&gt;the one always talked about &lt;br /&gt;with a future tense &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;meant to stay &lt;br /&gt;hidden under the day &lt;br /&gt;that would never come &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;make a list &lt;br /&gt;pick a number &lt;br /&gt;twenty-six is too large, &lt;br /&gt;thirteen is unlucky &lt;br /&gt;at first &lt;br /&gt;as everyone knows &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;settle for a 5k &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;laugh at yourself &lt;br /&gt;mock all the runners you know&lt;br /&gt;and a few you don't. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find the other sock. &lt;br /&gt;Curse the day it was sewn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell a friend. &lt;br /&gt;Wait for a &lt;a href="http://www.snickers.com/swf/section_products.swf"&gt;Snicker&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;Go buy one instead. &lt;br /&gt;Put it back &lt;br /&gt;remembering you &lt;br /&gt;have some &lt;br /&gt;in the freezer &lt;br /&gt;snorkeling &lt;br /&gt;in ice cream. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;If only &lt;br /&gt;you'd picked that &lt;br /&gt;out of the bucket. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pout. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grab some water. &lt;br /&gt;Head for the paved unknown. &lt;br /&gt;Walk for no particular reason.&lt;br /&gt;Walk to nowhere.&lt;br /&gt;Walk some more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time yourself. &lt;br /&gt;Be appalled. &lt;br /&gt;Be amazed.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a grudge match now. &lt;br /&gt;Isn't it always?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are no commas involved.&lt;br /&gt;This is all about the run-on sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Phrases of movement&lt;br /&gt;broken only by breath &lt;br /&gt;drip drops of sweat &lt;br /&gt;and rain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sock stays out late&lt;br /&gt;playing with shoe&lt;br /&gt;hunting for leaping cows &lt;br /&gt;silver moons&lt;br /&gt;running cups &lt;br /&gt;tarnished spoons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No curfew. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All night&lt;br /&gt;No light&lt;br /&gt;at the perfect pause&lt;br /&gt;madness arrives&lt;br /&gt;twins in hand&lt;br /&gt;people start looking &lt;br /&gt;strangely familiar. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the fog is dense &lt;br /&gt;the haze is thick&lt;br /&gt;legs moving like yarn &lt;br /&gt;in split pea soup &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;slow &lt;br /&gt;if any &lt;br /&gt;at all.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See&lt;br /&gt;Spot steal &lt;br /&gt;My run. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tagnwag.com/forsale/dick_jane_pages/index.html"&gt;Sally grins.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fragmented thoughts bursting &lt;br /&gt;down the road &lt;br /&gt;a subject &lt;br /&gt;dragging a predicate &lt;br /&gt;without any agreement &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charge!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sale is rejected. &lt;br /&gt;My body does not approve. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No sail means no speed. &lt;br /&gt;The steps saunter on &lt;br /&gt;a determined pace &lt;br /&gt;to the beat of &lt;br /&gt;someone else's song. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dodging the red pen &lt;br /&gt;splashed across &lt;br /&gt;hamstrings and calves &lt;br /&gt;ice and &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/10187395"&gt;blue goo&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;invited to play tag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shoe? &lt;br /&gt;impressed. &lt;br /&gt;sock?&lt;br /&gt;not so much.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rest showed up &lt;br /&gt;to referee the fight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sock is not going back&lt;br /&gt;into the bucket.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fingers and lines crossed&lt;br /&gt;on a bright sat day&lt;br /&gt;as many pound &lt;br /&gt;'round circles &lt;br /&gt;squares and &lt;br /&gt;bold dotted lines&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The same question &lt;br /&gt;asked anew&lt;br /&gt;between the Cane &lt;br /&gt;and &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz_Ny_AC-Nw"&gt;the Gables&lt;/a&gt;--&lt;br /&gt;Just who slew who?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-1510453016260166503?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/1510453016260166503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/cane-and-gables.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/1510453016260166503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/1510453016260166503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/cane-and-gables.html' title='Cane and Gables'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-7814001838756557985</id><published>2011-05-15T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T13:54:06.747-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Prison Brake</title><content type='html'>She was parented in a way&lt;br /&gt;that influenced her perception&lt;br /&gt;of her choices. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was grieving the loss of a love. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea9QzyOFRm0"&gt;War has many victims&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is always&lt;br /&gt;an underlying emotional crisis &lt;br /&gt;that facilitates drug use.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Protecting an old lover&lt;br /&gt;was an act of  &lt;br /&gt;misguided loyalty. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wasn't taught&lt;br /&gt;that breaching the law &lt;br /&gt;has dire consequences.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone seemed so sure&lt;br /&gt;that her lawyer  &lt;br /&gt;could be trusted&lt;br /&gt;and the judge &lt;br /&gt;would be lenient.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turns out, they were all wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her parents, who forbid &lt;br /&gt;certain clothes and music,&lt;br /&gt;were ultimately balanced&lt;br /&gt;by a grandfather who&lt;br /&gt;participated in her &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRz7v2vtHDQ"&gt;escape&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This entire situation&lt;br /&gt;was improperly handled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Changing your name&lt;br /&gt;doesn't resolve&lt;br /&gt;the underlying issues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her responses,&lt;br /&gt;then and now,&lt;br /&gt;are a cautionary tale&lt;br /&gt;for her children.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conservation &lt;br /&gt;of Mass&lt;br /&gt;is &lt;br /&gt;The Law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because the meek &lt;br /&gt;inherit the world.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-7814001838756557985?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/7814001838756557985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/prison-brake.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/7814001838756557985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/7814001838756557985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/prison-brake.html' title='Prison Brake'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-5433296918625412577</id><published>2011-05-11T12:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-13T13:22:10.160-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fine Print</title><content type='html'>The difference&lt;br /&gt;is always&lt;br /&gt;in the details.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-5433296918625412577?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/5433296918625412577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2010/04/fine-print.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;temporarily&lt;br /&gt;grounded&lt;br /&gt;ashes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bow?&lt;br /&gt;Wing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-432127918826966008?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/432127918826966008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2010/05/butter-flight.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/432127918826966008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/432127918826966008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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revealed by an employee&lt;br /&gt;holding a whistle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;now making cents&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More than&lt;br /&gt;a big coincidence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Black sheep connection&lt;br /&gt;sending Chicken home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To roost.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-938572152677127491?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/938572152677127491/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2010/05/skeptic-tank.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/938572152677127491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/938572152677127491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2010/05/skeptic-tank.html' title='Skeptic Tank'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-1881475652344414061</id><published>2011-05-11T11:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-13T13:22:10.212-07:00</updated><title type='text'>No Job? No Cry.</title><content type='html'>Exercise your options.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-1881475652344414061?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/1881475652344414061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/no-job-no-cry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/1881475652344414061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/1881475652344414061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2011/05/no-job-no-cry.html' title='No Job? No Cry.'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6492368432674831240.post-1665758287018849308</id><published>2009-02-27T14:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-05-06T22:10:17.850-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gigglesanderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Deffy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ackeesoup'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giggles anderson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sugar Stan'/><title type='text'>Sugar Stan</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;By &lt;a href="http://www.ackeesoup.com/"&gt;Giggles Anderson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He was the most striking man Deffy had seen in her life.  Utterly shaken by his presence, she decided to sit in her car.  Searching for cash for a car wash. One, two, found a five so that’s seven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"I should have another five dollar bill in here," she muttered as she watched him through the front window of the store. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It was as if she could see a warm mist drifting from his soul.  He glowed.  Vibrated even. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Nine Dollars.  “Good enough.” she declared to no one in particular when she lumbered out of the Imperial Jade soove. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He was leaving just as Deffy moved towards the entrance. He held the door and simultaneously noticed her license plate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You’re a lawyer?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She stared across his face as though she was a five year old speaking cautiously to Jimmy, her elementary school janitor at 7:00am. Jimmy’s the first one there, and without the Principal or any other adults around, the early bird with the T broom creepily enjoyed both perceived and actual power.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“Yes. I went to law school at UM” &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“Really.  My brother played for the Canes.  I’m a Tarheel myself.  Do you have a card?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Deffy’s chest heaved as she pulled a business card out of her bag.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“You’re a Lawyer?  What kind of law do you practice?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“Business Law.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“Oh, what are you doing here?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“I’m getting a car wash.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“Why don’t you do it yourself? &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Deffy just looked at him without responding. She was trying to imagine if his body had any tattoos, scratches or scars. She doubted he had any significant markings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He looked like he was the one who scarred people.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Impatient, he asked after a pause, “You don’t do any child support?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“No.  Do you need child support help?”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;“No.  But it’s always good to know a lawyer.  I will give you a call.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He climbed into his 850 li and she watched as he eased out of the parking lot.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Deffy entered the store wondering what to expect from a man who lies about his child support, promises to call, but hadn’t offered to wash her car.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;A clean soove carried Deffy to a week of work before she heard from Stan. &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;He called exactly one week later. Almost to the minute. It was flattering in a sweet tempered, charming faced, serial killer way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He was not just controlling. He was effective.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He made the moment they met matter a little more.  Stretched it out for another dose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And she went along for the ride.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;They spoke about nothing in particular. They spoke frequently. About nothing. It’s not that he wasn’t interesting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Deffy wasn’t paying attention.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She was so taken by his form, his charm, their chemistry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He would speak and her thoughts, if revealed, would certainly provoke ostracism from proper folk who took care not to stare at moving crotches and motionless lips.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was nothing like she expected. Deffy always thought she would recognize her Soulmate when he arrived. This man sitting with her, she felt him. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;He was pulsating through her like an exposed section of Christmas tree lights in the moist mouth of a mesmerized toddler.  But, make no mistake, he was nothing she recognized.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She had never traveled this road before and maybe that was a good thing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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Not about ME? Bruahahahaaha.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Yes, I laughed for a long time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This from a man who also thinks a first date involves body butter, glitter, and grape jelly.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Why was he clowning me for wanting an interactive and stimulating event date? He asked, “why I was so hung up on meeting around 6:00pm. If my fairy Godmother told me that my car is gonna turn back into a tomato after 6pm.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;No, SHE didn’t, but my ACTUAL Mother rod-trained me to get home before 10:00pm, school night, or weekend. As I grow old and more rebellious, I have not departed from this, despite years of therapy at about $150 an hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As an adult, I can see her wisdom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6492368432674831240-8042994806538851683?l=maybealways.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/feeds/8042994806538851683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2009/02/mother-wisdom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/8042994806538851683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6492368432674831240/posts/default/8042994806538851683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://maybealways.blogspot.com/2009/02/mother-wisdom.html' title='Mother wisdom'/><author><name>Giggles Anderson</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05293227520570462430</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNw64Fh_kNI/SY3C6rskAuI/AAAAAAAAANE/w21NUMNhKeI/S220/supergig.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
